Rap Battle: Tali'Zorah vs Legion (Mass Effect) by Medallo-Argoton, literature
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Rap Battle: Tali'Zorah vs Legion (Mass Effect)
Legion:
My name's Legoin, for we're many MCs
All workin' together to make a super-psyche.
This unit's ready to battle at a thousand disses per second,
And take the Rap Battle trophy, placing you at Second.
This complex one has been built to perfection
With perception and speech that's beyond comprehension.
My people ran yours off during our infancy.
You're just a sad little girl quaranteened from intimacy.
I may have been made in your people's image,
But your face was taken and photoshopped from Google Image.
Don't [Geth sound] with me, Tali, I'm like T'Loak.
Like EDI, I'll enjoy you on your knees, and that's no joke.
Tali'Zorah:
The only
From the grave, like a jumping spider,
On a zombie horse, came The Night Rider.
Rider of the night, hunter of the dead.
"Run for your lives" is what's often said.
"Why are you doing this", a lady asked.
"What is behind that terrible mask?"
Without a word, the rider continued on.
He will not rest until they're all gone.
He continued his rampage, collecting their heads.
None can kill him, for he's already dead.
Adventure Time: Mandibal the Candibal by Medallo-Argoton, literature
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Adventure Time: Mandibal the Candibal
Chapter 1
In the afternoon, Jake is seen in the living room eating spaghetti and watching Finn play Adventure Master on BMO. After struggling with the difficult game for hours, it finally says “Mission Complete”, causing Finn to jump around with his fists in the air and shout “Yeah! I’m an Adventure Master! Whoo hoo!” After a few jumps, Jake put down his bowl of spaghetti. “Finn, you beat the game like a bagillion times now.” Despite Jake saying that, Finn still celebrated his victory, until the phone rang. Finn stopped to answer the phone, “Hello?”
“Finn, someone snuck i
You Are My One And Only by Medallo-Argoton, literature
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You Are My One And Only
You have nothing to fear,
Only for you, I'll always be here,
Until the end of my years.
Always have your doubts cleared,
Remember that you are my dearest dear,
Everso am I enjoying your presence near.
My love, do not shed one tear,
Your sadness is torture to hear.
One day, we will wed on a wonderful year,
Next the bells and applause will flood our ears,
Everyone will be there to cheer.
All the admirers will be endeared,
Noticing the cake with many tiers,
Definitely the day all the cheers we will rehear.
Observe well, my dearest seer,
No one can amount to you, for you are my heart's buccaneer,
Listen to me, my love, and let you
Shaiyale vs Myself Rap Battle by Medallo-Argoton, literature
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Shaiyale vs Myself Rap Battle
Shaiyale:
You have as much of a chance of winning as Adam did with Eve,
I'll be kicking your ass, and you'll get frustrated and leave,
Cuz that's the best you can do in our arguments when you're mad.
How can you get frustrated with the best relationship you've had?
I'm the hottest chick you've ever had on any part of the world.
I've had a hot, older man, you had a chunky, older girl.
I'm the best cuz you could never do better than me.
Who'd you beg back? Me. Who'd you spend two years with? Me.
TJ:
You got with a guy who cheated since you began to date.
That's like if I dated a celeb to fire up her bf heavyweight.
Can't say I bla
Long ago, a goddess was created from birth,
And she chose me, out of all the men on Earth.
I promised this goddess to always keep my faith.
In return, she made me her saint.
Naturally, I began to have doubts
If she was real, and she did not whine or shout.
She showed me proof against the deceiving serpent
So she could keep me as her faithful servant.
I was shown love and forgiveness from my one goddess.
In return, I show undying faith and appeal to her godliness.
Our Journey Together by Medallo-Argoton, literature
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Our Journey Together
It has been one year
Since we began our journey
Our journey together
We've had our good days
Bad ones too
One day where I gave up
Gave up on our journey
Our journey together
But I began to realize
I realized I need you
So I begged you
Begged you to continue with me
To countinue our journey
Our journey together
You were reluctant at first
Reluctant to take me back
But you did
You took me back and wiped away my tears
You wiped away mine and I did yours
And we continued our journey
Our journey together
We both agreed to continue
For better or for worse
To continue even when things look worse
To remember things will get wo